Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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