i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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