So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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