Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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