I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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