Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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