Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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