Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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