meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
send nudes
from the living room?
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