Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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