): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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