I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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