yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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