1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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