Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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