I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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