Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pappa wants mamma naked
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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