I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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