i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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