I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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