Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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