ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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