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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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