Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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