i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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