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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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