Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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