I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You pole danced in your parka.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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