You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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