That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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