yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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