idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
This baby is an asshole
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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