This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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