I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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