Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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