i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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