SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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