Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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