Did you just see the Batmobile???
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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