People with herpes should wear stickers.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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