Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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