They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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