I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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