did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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