youre lurking in front of me
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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