I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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