Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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