I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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