OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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