Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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